Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
