Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
you made out with another girl for some wings
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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