Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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