sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
