Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
