Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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