well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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