How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
