GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Say something about gay babies.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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