After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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