I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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