Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
this will be a night to untag.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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