i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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