The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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