i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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