i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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