the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
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