i permit you to call me
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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