it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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