So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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