Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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