If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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