he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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