1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
where are my eyebrows?
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