He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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