is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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