We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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