At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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