I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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