I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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