There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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