He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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