I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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