just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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