six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
