So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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