"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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