ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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