you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I believe in your delicious
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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