I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
two words...techno handjob
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
No I am not eating basil off your cock
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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