so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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