3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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