I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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