dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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