So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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