what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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