just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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