well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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