How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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