4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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