Midget sex pt 2 tonight
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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