My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
