Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Randomize
