look no pants
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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