then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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