Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Randomize
